My mom and little sister are watching Spongebob. I walked past and I could tell that Patchy was inside of a whale, so I hurried to the kitchen to avoid seeing the actual whale. On my way back, my mom points at the screen and says “Annelise, look!”
so I look because I forGOT AND IT WAS A SPERM WHALE COMING OUT THE WATER SO I SCREAMED AND RAN AWAY

York smell is a rotting beach. And I live on Long Island so i would know

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"yah im all about that swing n jive”

"yah im all about that swing n jive

P.E. was weird today. On the downside, I found out that I probably have mild scoliosis. But on the upside, I also found out that I can do 45 pushups in a minute.

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My life is over.

I AM SO IN LOVE SDFKJACS;LCDEVKASCL
I CAN;T

name ➔ Annelise
birth place ➔ Somewhere on Long Island
where do i live ➔ Long Island, NY, and York, PA.
hair color ➔ Brown
eye color ➔ Brown
birthday ➔ September 15th, 1994.
gender ➔ weird
lefty or righty ➔ Right-handed
single or taken? ➔ Single.
happy? ➔ Sure.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE


are you in love ➔ No. I don’t believe I ever have, but I may have…?
do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Why not. I don’t know.
who ended your last relationship ➔ 0 search results have been found for “relationship.”
have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ I DON’T KNOW. PLEASE TELL ME IF I HAVE.
are you afraid of commitments ➔ Nah.
have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yeah!
have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I don’t think so.
have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ How does that even happen
do you usually spend valentine’s day alone? ➔ No, I’m usually with friends.
short or long-term relationships? ➔ I’d say long, but I have nothing to base this opinion off of.

TEN CHOICES

love or lust ➔ Love, I guess.  
lemonade or iced tea ➔ Depends on the kind of iced tea.
cats or dogs ➔ THE DOG
a few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends. But I like both.
television or internet ➔ Internet are you kidding me
pepsi or coke ➔ Pepsi
wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Romantic night in
day or night ➔ :[ 
text or call ➔ Text
make-up or au naturel? ➔ I have never worn makeup for serious reasons.

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

been caught sneaking out? ➔ Never sneaked out.
fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ Both, many times. In high school, I tripped up a staircase and literally fell flat onto the steps and then rolled down a few steps and at least one or two other students witnessed it.
wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yah
prank called a store? ➔ nah
skipped school? ➔ I think. When I was a kid, I complained so much about being dropped off at school late from a doctor’s appointment so much that my dad was just like “Okay you can stay home.” Is that skipping? I don’t know.
wanted to disappear? ➔ Sorta? Maybe.
spent all your money? ➔ Nope.
met a celebrity? ➔ *cries about meeting Younha last year* Yes, not many, but a good amount. Including Younha, and a few past and present members of Taking Back Sunday.
been really ill? ➔ I had walking pneumonia every year for a while as a child. 
gotten high? ➔ No.

TEN PREFERENCES

smile or eyes ➔ Smile.
light or dark hair ➔ I don’t care.
shorter or taller ➔ I like shorter people, but I’d prefer myself to be taller.
intelligence or attraction ➔ Intelligence. I’ll eventually be attracted anyway, if they’re aware and informed about important things.
hook-up or relationship ➔ Relationships.
funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ The first one.
mac or pc? ➔ PC.
chapstick or lipstick? ➔ ChapStick.
city or country? ➔ Long Island because it’s like both are just a short distance away.
driving or walking? ➔ Depends where I’m going.

LASTS


last phone call? ➔ Mom
last song you listened to? ➔ The weird zoo song on Lindsay’s computer game
last thing you ate? ➔ White Cheddar Pirate’s Booty
last thing you drank? ➔ Water
last place you were? ➔ Humanities building, currently in my apartment.
last kiss? ➔ My mom kissed my cheek when she was leaving back to NY on my move-in day.
last picture taken? ➔ A picture of the AC Input thing on Lindsay’s TV.
last outfit? ➔ Currently wearing a Taking Back Sunday shirt with Aeropostale ripped jeans.
last purchase? ➔ An official YCP 5 subject notebook.

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I was going to tell the world that “my birthday is in exactly one month from today,” but I procrastinated and it’s already the 16th and now that statement no longer applies.

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I’m taking this time to appreciate how much I loved my sideburns before I cut them off. Since I plan on getting really good at cutting hair (eventually for additional income), I am using myself as a test subject. I never used the left/right ear taper guards on anyone before, and I wanted to see what they did. I like how short the sides are, but they came at the expense of my favorite thing: my pointy sideburns.

I’m taking this time to appreciate how much I loved my sideburns before I cut them off. Since I plan on getting really good at cutting hair (eventually for additional income), I am using myself as a test subject. I never used the left/right ear taper guards on anyone before, and I wanted to see what they did. I like how short the sides are, but they came at the expense of my favorite thing: my pointy sideburns.

It was my sister.

So something happened to my account that resulted in a text post 2 hours ago of just the word “poops.” If you saw that, it wasn’t me.

The benefit of having leg hair: you can detect unwanted entities much quicker when they get on you.

Dream-come-true for a rock/mineral collector! Today was amazing and I can’t wait to add these to my collection. The top photo is of my sisters and me in the “Crystal Quest.” The bottom is what I got from it!!!

I just followed importantbirds. This is life-changing.

Blogs I follow:

  • nothing more that i desire
  • memes
  • No, I do not.
  • addicted to the shindig
  • Dang
  • Little Boy Blue
  • butts with a z
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  • Important Bird Posts
  • LGBT Laughs
  • step into my tea-room
  • human defect.
  • Punching Squeedilyspooches Since 1992
  • Palsy Punk
  • Actually Intersex
  • Just Anna, Just Me
  • Clients From Hell
  • Welcome
  • To the Moon and Back ... and Back Again
  • kristenmarie :)
  • Gabe Virgina
  • 윤하holic
  • the bicker
  • hearts so pure in this broken place.
  • Fuck Yeah Body Hair!
  • Propheciographer
  • Tiny Norwegian Grandma
  • Official Laverne Cox Tumblr
  • trans blog
  • nothing more that i desire
  • who knows
  • oblivious